The Universe is on my side today.
Not only did I find my lost earring-
my favorite pair,
which I thought was forever doomed to be unworn
simply because I have two ears-
but fate also smiled on me enough to keep the car running-
dash lights on,
power steering out,
all these funny clunking and squealing sounds-
all the way until I turned the corner and had to roll up into the driveway,
using the last bit of momentum left in the wheels to inch into the garage.
Sometimes life can be good, even when you think it is mediocre at best.